"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side?"" Hell no. Here are a few better conjectures:
1. He thought the rock he saw over there was food.
2. To get directly in the way of the boda boda (motorcycle) trying to drive down the road at the same time.
3. He was forced by the stick-waving 6-year-old kid who was sent to round up the animals for the night.
4. His chicken friends did it.
5. The rooster chased him over there.
6. He had absolutely no freakin' clue. Chickens are pretty dense, you know.
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